Previously posted on my Facebook Page.
UNLIKE dogs that express their remorse and guilt, cats are wired to live in the moment. This means that they react to things happening to them in real-time. Cats simply don't have the ability to show remorse or guilt for shameful actions they've done in the past. Cats be Republican or Democrat, Left of Right. Conservative or liberal. Even progressive and radical (obvious?) I don’t know. 😺🙀😼
THERE is no significant evidence to suggest that we only use 10 percent of our brains. On the contrary, all existing data shows that we use 100 percent of our brains. Really?!? Yet some ask, “What is your name?” They’d google it. When they want to know today’s date, they’d google it. How many siblings do you have? They’d google it. Their brain is Google. That is why if that cellphone gets lost, they are a done deal. 🥹📱📲
CATS love catnip because it makes them feel good. As your cat licks and rubs on the herb, the release of nepetalactone sets off a euphoric reaction. Scientists aren't sure exactly why this happens, but many believe cats are responding to the nepetalactone as though it is a pheromone. The majick words: nepetalactone and pheromone. You may google those for exact definitions. Or simply ask your cat what nepetalactone and pheromone meant. 🐈🎋🐈
HERDING breeds of dogs were developed to gather, herd, and protect livestock such as sheep or cattle. That shared heritage means they all have the instinctive skill and drive to control the movement of other animals. To a herding dog, however, “other animals” means the humans in the house, too. In fact, Arrow herds me and Fizz and Ching to bed on naptime and sleeptime, and me at morning bathroom time, 1:15 PM sniff-sniff time, and 3:15 PM walk time. 🐏🐑🐕
WHAT tricks can we teach a cat? <>Come When Called. <>Shake Hands. <>High Five. <>Jump Through a Hoop. More. In return they can teach us ninja expertise such as “tai jutsu” or unarmed combat, “kenjutsu” or sword techniques, “bojutsu” or staff fighting, espionage, eavesdropping, interrogation dynamical systems approach to backrub spins + academics like optic flow, thermodynamics, quantum mechanics, objectivist epistemology, control theory, cybernetics etcetera. 🐈🤹🐈
WHEN should kids stop getting bedtime stories? According to experts, there's no age you should stop reading together either! Keep bedtime stories going even once they start to read on their own, and your support can help develop a love of reading that will carry on into adulthood. Uh huh. Many parents still read bedtime stories to their 30+ year old kids. That is why when these “kids” turn 45, they still believe in Santa Claus, Dracula, and Super Jo Koy. 🥱📖😴
BORDER Collie, the smartest dog? Their intelligence, enthusiasm and willingness to work has seen them awarded the top spot in canine psychologist Stanley Coren's intelligence rankings. Smartest dog breeds. Oh well. “Fake news!” exclaims Fizz The Wiz, and says Stanley Coren is actually a border collie disguised as a hooman. And Fizz adds, based on her thorough research, hounds like Arrow The Good Doog are the smartest dogs ever with an IQ average of 130 to 145. 🐕🥸🐕
DOGS do think and can experience a wide variety of thoughts and emotions. Although it's not known exactly how dogs think—after all, they can't think in words like humans can—evidence suggests dogs can learn, understand, and even be creative. But don’t ever think about creating A.I. version of dogs (or cats or any other animal personage). Ever imagine a Friday The 13th Jumanji? 🐕🤔🐕
WHEN did we start saying “like” so much? The term gained popularity within beatnik culture of the '50s and then diffused into culture at large. The term was lampooned in the 1982 novelty hit "Valley Girl" by Frank Zappa. This led to a popularization of the Valley Girl stereotype in movies and TV. Similarly, these days, when you hear young girls “Meow!” saying they identify as cats. That’d be because of Taylor Swift’s million-dollar cat Olivia Benson. You know, like meow? 😏😒🤨
WHY do dogs and cats ruin couches? They're likely to target prominent areas: Carpets or sofas, or your favorite armchair. This is because scratching these areas will make them feel more secure and relieve stress by putting their scent on things, making them feel more like their home. So the more they smell unfamiliar scent on your leather couch, the more they’d scratch and chew it, mess it up. Weird? Well, they are dogs and cats. But hoomans do the same, too, in so many ways. 🐕🛋🐈













