About Dogs and Cats and their Buddies.

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ACCORDING to tradition, the original Saint Nicholas put gold coins in the stockings of three poor sisters. One night, the girls left their stockings drying over the fireplace. Saint Nicholas knew the family was very poor, so he threw three bags of gold coins down the chimney. The money landed in the sisters' stockings. What about the brothers? They were in another room waiting for their sisters to share some of the gold coins, I guess. In case Santa threw extra coins. 🎅🎉🎁

PLAYING fetch with balls quickly becomes a routine for dogs and they rely on it to connect and bond with you as their owner which is why they become so obsessed with their ball. Fetch is a great trust builder and way to connect with your dog, it's quality time for them where they feel like they are pleasing you. I suspect though that when it comes to Arrow, she wants me to fetch the ball instead. She throws the ball and waits for me to get it. 🐕🏐🐕

WHEN it comes to music made for humans, classical music seems to be the most favorable among cats. This is because many forms of classical music are not likely to hurt a cat's ears with a very heavy bass or wailing high pitched instruments. Trudat. Ching and Fizz sleep beside their laptops with bird and fish videos showing on YouTube. The classical music background is soothing to them. Although their all-time favorite is the Bee Gees. 🐱🎼🐱

A COMPUTER can determine your personality better than your closest friends or family by using your Facebook “likes” to judge your character, university researchers found. The study of 86,220 volunteers highlighted how artificial intelligence can use data to accurately predict a person's traits. Okay, then. You may call your computer or cellphone “Mom” and “Dad” and you may marry your laptop. (But don’t forget to sign a pre-nup.) 🥰📲💻

AIR GUITAR, used to describe the actions of someone playing an imaginary guitar. Yes, you may have to explain to your 14-year old what an “air guitar" is. In these days of VR and A.I., air guitar is plain insanity to them. Or wasn’t it already insane then? LOL! 🎸🤨🎸

CATS don't have a pack mentality. In the wild, they tend to be solitary, so they're not hard-wired to obey. Not unless you provide them with their own laptop or tablet so they can watch bird/fish videos whenever they want to. And an iPhone would also be awesome. Then they will obey you. 🐱👽🦊

DOGS who sing are just channeling their wolf ancestors. However, sometimes it can mean your dog craves attention or believes the music is too loud. So always be sure to pay attention to your dog's needs first. Did you also read what your dog texts you? Or her emails? And Facebook posts? You need to be sensitive and attentive to your dog. Or they will unfriend you. 🐕👩‍🎤🐕

BATTERY LIFE, the length of time a device can continue to work before it needs its battery to be recharged. My A.I. the clone's “battery life” is good for 15 seconds to those who are rude on Facebook. Two seconds for those imbeciles who respond with that annoying laughing emoji because they don’t have any idea what you have just posted or written. 📱📲😫

THE vibrating sensation that cats display is called purring. Scientists aren't sure whether purring is voluntary or involuntary in cats, but it usually signals that the cat is enjoying its current circumstances. Such a vibrating motion exudes electric currents that when touched by a hooman that the cat decides to control–could result in displeasing circumstances like nausea, forgetfulness, and diarrhea. Some cat vibration can also alter a personage’s most intense ideological/partisan beliefs. 🐈👋🐈‍⬛

About Dogs and Cats and their Buddies.

Previously posted on my Facebook Page. 

CATS are huge fans of the Bee Gees. In fact, some cats have YouTube hits that Fizz The Wiz showed me last night. Check the most popular, “Bohemian Catsody,” “Too Scratch Somebody,” and “Another Cat Bites The Dust.” Abbey is also a little koolcat kitty with an excellent Barry Gibb falsetto. Her “How Deep Is Your Scratch,” “Too Much Catnip,” and “Stayin’ Asleep” are pretty good. Fizz’s favorite is “How Can You Mend a Broken Paw.” 🐱🧑‍🎤🐱

CELLPHONES can spread a variety of germs quickly and easily; however, by utilizing cleaning tools and sticking to a cleaning and disinfecting schedule, people can reduce the chance for cross-contamination and slow the spread of dangerous diseases. I mean, you are the only person who uses your cellphone (duh!) always disinfecting it–so you may not infect yourself. You dig? 📱📲😤

DOGS communicate with humans and other animals through various vocalizations, body language, and behaviors. When your dog makes non-barking sounds, it's possible that they are attempting to communicate or express something to you. These sounds can convey different emotions or needs. But then not many humans get the message. So cats taught dogs how to text their hoomans. This Christmas you may want to upgrade your dog’s iPhone. Uh huh. 🐕📱📲

HEARTBROKEN dogs exhibit symptoms of depression; they may show signs like decreased appetite and water intake, loss of interest in humans and other dogs, sluggishness or laziness. Loss of a loved one, sudden change in lifestyle, or maybe their favorite football team lost? In case you’ve noticed that your PBR six-pack is missing 2 bottles and your Yellow Tail red is half-consumed, the cat must have stolen them to share a drink with her heartbroken dog buddy. 🐈🐕🍻

NOWADAYS, we have different ways on how we communicate with each other, we have cellphones, social media, chats or emails, we barely see people communicating face to face, almost everything is done thru technology. (Yes, this is an AI “talking” to you. You talkin’ to me? Like who the hell else are you talking to? Talkin’ to me?) 🗣📱📲

“DOG attacks on cats are a terrifying experience for the cat, their owner and the wider community. Such attacks often result in death and witnesses can be left with psychological trauma.” FAKE NEWS! Not true. “When vicious attacks take place in public, it deeply upsets the whole community.” ANOTHER FAKE NEWS that only justifies hooman drama upgrades. Rationale for a shrink visit and drug prescriptions. Dogs and cats are not Republicans and Democrats, nope. 🐕🤪🐈‍⬛

HIRING. Let me get serious. Police patrols in Asheville are down. Officers on bicycles are gone, the Haywood Street police substation was closed in 2020, and downtown staffing has shrunk from eight cops per shift to two. Yup, regardless of spike in crime. Cops are gone. Not because of what your “correct” friends are saying. They are gone and many are now doing Uber or DoorDash. So much so that when I got out to receive a package from an Amazon dude, he frisked me. LOL! 👮😜👮‍♀️

CATS sit on you because they seek connection and attention. Cats get on your lap because you're warm. Cats sit on you because they trust you. Now you get it? So don’t move an inch when they snuggle or cuddle up. Don’t even breathe. Okay? 🐱🥰🐱

WHETHER cats or dogs are more intelligent remains inconclusive. Though some data point to dogs displaying greater levels of social intellect, more research is required to settle the debate between cat lovers and dog lovers. (Right at this very moment, Fizz The Wiz is on my left shoulder, reading what I am typing. With that face…) 🐈🥸🐕

NETWORK downtime refers to inaccessibility to part or all of a network due to the failure of hardware, software or some combination of the two. It can involve internal failure or a connection to the external network. No wi-fi, no Facebook, no Twitter/X, no streaming TV, no cable TV. That’d be the moment when mental illness soars to unprecedented heights, in a matter of 30 minutes. 📱📲😭