About Dogs and Cats and their Buddies.

Previously posted on my Facebook Page. 

CATS are huge fans of the Bee Gees. In fact, some cats have YouTube hits that Fizz The Wiz showed me last night. Check the most popular, “Bohemian Catsody,” “Too Scratch Somebody,” and “Another Cat Bites The Dust.” Abbey is also a little koolcat kitty with an excellent Barry Gibb falsetto. Her “How Deep Is Your Scratch,” “Too Much Catnip,” and “Stayin’ Asleep” are pretty good. Fizz’s favorite is “How Can You Mend a Broken Paw.” 🐱🧑‍🎤🐱

CELLPHONES can spread a variety of germs quickly and easily; however, by utilizing cleaning tools and sticking to a cleaning and disinfecting schedule, people can reduce the chance for cross-contamination and slow the spread of dangerous diseases. I mean, you are the only person who uses your cellphone (duh!) always disinfecting it–so you may not infect yourself. You dig? 📱📲😤

DOGS communicate with humans and other animals through various vocalizations, body language, and behaviors. When your dog makes non-barking sounds, it's possible that they are attempting to communicate or express something to you. These sounds can convey different emotions or needs. But then not many humans get the message. So cats taught dogs how to text their hoomans. This Christmas you may want to upgrade your dog’s iPhone. Uh huh. 🐕📱📲

HEARTBROKEN dogs exhibit symptoms of depression; they may show signs like decreased appetite and water intake, loss of interest in humans and other dogs, sluggishness or laziness. Loss of a loved one, sudden change in lifestyle, or maybe their favorite football team lost? In case you’ve noticed that your PBR six-pack is missing 2 bottles and your Yellow Tail red is half-consumed, the cat must have stolen them to share a drink with her heartbroken dog buddy. 🐈🐕🍻

NOWADAYS, we have different ways on how we communicate with each other, we have cellphones, social media, chats or emails, we barely see people communicating face to face, almost everything is done thru technology. (Yes, this is an AI “talking” to you. You talkin’ to me? Like who the hell else are you talking to? Talkin’ to me?) 🗣📱📲

“DOG attacks on cats are a terrifying experience for the cat, their owner and the wider community. Such attacks often result in death and witnesses can be left with psychological trauma.” FAKE NEWS! Not true. “When vicious attacks take place in public, it deeply upsets the whole community.” ANOTHER FAKE NEWS that only justifies hooman drama upgrades. Rationale for a shrink visit and drug prescriptions. Dogs and cats are not Republicans and Democrats, nope. 🐕🤪🐈‍⬛

HIRING. Let me get serious. Police patrols in Asheville are down. Officers on bicycles are gone, the Haywood Street police substation was closed in 2020, and downtown staffing has shrunk from eight cops per shift to two. Yup, regardless of spike in crime. Cops are gone. Not because of what your “correct” friends are saying. They are gone and many are now doing Uber or DoorDash. So much so that when I got out to receive a package from an Amazon dude, he frisked me. LOL! 👮😜👮‍♀️

CATS sit on you because they seek connection and attention. Cats get on your lap because you're warm. Cats sit on you because they trust you. Now you get it? So don’t move an inch when they snuggle or cuddle up. Don’t even breathe. Okay? 🐱🥰🐱

WHETHER cats or dogs are more intelligent remains inconclusive. Though some data point to dogs displaying greater levels of social intellect, more research is required to settle the debate between cat lovers and dog lovers. (Right at this very moment, Fizz The Wiz is on my left shoulder, reading what I am typing. With that face…) 🐈🥸🐕

NETWORK downtime refers to inaccessibility to part or all of a network due to the failure of hardware, software or some combination of the two. It can involve internal failure or a connection to the external network. No wi-fi, no Facebook, no Twitter/X, no streaming TV, no cable TV. That’d be the moment when mental illness soars to unprecedented heights, in a matter of 30 minutes. 📱📲😭