Previously posted on my Facebook Page.
DOGS are super intelligent creatures, not only can they be taught to sit, stay, lay down or do complex tricks, but they're also capable of teaching themselves to fake injuries or pain when they want your attention or to get their own way. I know when Arrow The Good Doog is fakin’ it. After an acting bit, she’d give me the side-eye. 🐕🎭🐕
WHY do dogs chase the postman, postwoman, or postpersonx? Dogs are defensive and territorial creatures by nature. They protect their home and their humans from outsiders. Your pup might view the postiex as a trespasserx on their territory. The natural reaction is to bark to warn you of the “threat” and chase them away. Arrow’s bark, woof, and growl though differ per post-Liberal, post-Conservative, post-Independent, and post-Unaligned postpersonx. 🐕📬🐕
PERSONAL JOURNEY, an individual's unique experience or personal growth that occurs during a hike or outdoor adventure, often involving loss of weight like 1 pound. Wanna go deeper? “Life’s journey” means acknowledgment that life is a continuous process of learning and evolving, and that every experience, good or bad, contributes to personal growth and development. Pretty much like, from MySpace to Facebook, Twitter/X to TikTok, Jitterbug Flip2 to iPhone 15. 📱🚶♀️🚶♂️
CATS are happier using a clean litter box. Koolcats prefer a sanitary environment for their bathroom needs. A dirty litter box can be off-putting to cats. You dig? Fizz and Ching supervise me when I clean their litter box, beds, and designated areas. Fizz: “Dude, you missed that spot.” Ching: “You need to redo that area there.” Fizz again: “We’d like our little box always clean and tidy and smellin’ goodah `though it is now an AI. Don’t forget, we are not dogs, no offense to Arrow.” 🐱🚽🐱
CATS are easier to take care of than dogs. Not really. While dogs are generally okay, cats are not easy to please. For starters, cats require a litter box which needs to be scooped clean every day. And this list that Fizz handed me the moment they got in the house from Brother Wolf. Wet food: Koha. Dry food: Orijen. Treats: MyVitalPet. Cat bed: Venezia Lux. Toys: Giant James. Cat litter box: Litter-Robot 4. Cellphone: iPhone 15 or Samsung S24. Laptop: Macbook Pro M3. Etc etcetera. 😼🙀😾
BEING yourself means living life how you want to live it, regardless of other peoples' opinions. Worrying about what others will think is just a waste of time. If you want to be Batman at age 45, so be it. Be Batman. Go anywhere–Goodwill, Walmart, Trader Joe’s, Belk’s etc–outfitted as Batman. Be yourself. But don’t criticize parents who tell their 7 year old Santa Claus is real, okay? Yup. You may also dress as Santa at age 45 in July. Just don’t go out of your house. 🙂🦸🙃
CATS and dogs behave differently? Dogs evolved from a social species. They benefit from companionship. Cats however have evolved from a solitary ninja/shinobis species. They don’t nobody, mostly. Cats can often become stressed when made to live with dogs. But that was the past. Cats and dogs have evolved into BFFs. The only reason that some of them fight is because their hoomans idiotically influenced dogs to be conservatives and cats, liberals. Not good at all. 🐈🤝🐕
CATS are elite animals that are able to sense the Earth's magnetic fields. The iron in their inner ears and skin are a natural compass. True story: A friend tried to get rid of her cat. So she drove the kitty in a circuitous route, NSEW, and then dumped the cat in a dark alley. Problem: My friend got lost (low-bat cellphone). While she drove around the cat appeared on a roadside, walkin’. She took the cat back in and showed my friend the correct way home. They lived happily ever after. 👈🐱👉
DO people drink more wine, whiskey, and beer when on Facebook? Yes, says experts such as Fizz The Wiz. Exposure to alcohol posts on Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook predict more alcohol consumption, and those who post about alcohol online have increased drinking behavior. So when a post gets nasty or a response turns rude, I simply ignore it. My friend is drunk again. At 2 PM. 😵🍺📲
WHAT does the phrase “opportunity knocks” mean? When a person gets the chance to do something he or she wants to do. Like, you need to be ready when opportunity knocks. But in case an opportunity doesn’t knock, it’s probably because you don’t have a door or opportunity instead used the doorbell or maybe opportunity threw stones at your window? Or maybe you have an app for “knockin’?” Did you check your cellphone? 🚪👋🪟
